Monday, August 18, 2014

Picking Creeping Charlie with the Mormons



August 18, 2014

A few weeks ago, my wife and I were in the front yard picking Creeping Charlie (also known as Ground Ivy) out of the yard piece by piece.  I have a love/hate relationship with Charlie.  He’s everywhere and I hate the way he looks and takes over portions of the yard.  On the other hand, I love how reinforcing it is to get into a nice long piece and have it keep on coming as I pull it out.  And I love the concrete results of weeding a portion of the lawn.  Before: lots of Creeping Charlie.  After: no Creeping Charlie.  And I did it!

The key to pulling Charlie and limiting his inevitable return is to pull not only the leaves and portions of the vine, but to get down at the ground level so that you get as much of the roots as possible.   It’s possible to pull up lots of Charlie and have lots more Charlie back in just a week or two if you don’t get down to the roots.

At one point, my wife went into the house or to another part of the yard.  Suddenly, or what seemed like suddenly in my intense concentration on the battle, there were two charming young ladies standing on my sidewalk and initiating a conversation along the lines of “What are you doing?”  It doesn’t take long to realize who you are talking with when the Mormon missionaries come by.  The name tags and similar first names give them away.  On the odd occasion that some come by our house, I usually move directly to a statement of faith; recognize that there are some differences in our theology that we are not likely to reconcile, and come to a gentle parting of ways.  But after we had talked for a bit, the nice young ladies said that part of their missionary work was doing service work and that they would be happy to come back and help pick Creeping Charlie. 

We have a lot of Creeping Charlie.

So we set up a time that was open for them to come back for an hour of picking Creeping Charlie and talking theology.  They came and they picked as best they could with the instructions and practice we gave them.  And as they picked, they used  traditional missionary lines that you will be familiar with if you have met with them in the past.  “Do you have a favorite Bible verse?”  That sort of thing.  I had crammed a bit with some background reading of my own and had a few questions to raise with them.  It was all friendly enough.  And we kept picking.  We established that we could not both be right.  They were quick to point out that they were not trying to convince anyone to believe what they believe.  They just wanted to talk.  This seemed a bit disingenuous to me because what else do missionaries do but work toward conversion to a way of thinking?  And we picked.

Here is what my wife noticed and pointed out after our missionary friends had left.  People, in this case our Mormon missionary friends, like to stay on the surface of theology and find points of agreement.  When you press people to go deeper, they often change the subject to something a bit easier.  They don’t like to get to the roots.  But it’s at the roots that we discover that two people can talk about Jesus and be talking about different characters named Jesus.  Two people can talk about a heavenly Father, but it’s not the same Father.  Two people can talk about eternal life and heaven and angels and devils and the definitions (the roots) are so different that the conversation is really about two different things.  

But if we get into the roots, it can get really uncomfortable.  Many Christians are not comfortable at the roots because they aren’t really sure how to define and defend their faith themselves.  The nice girls made note of the fact that we clearly knew a lot more about the Bible and our faith than most people they talked to.  I believe it.  So many who attend church regularly know so little about the roots of what they believe.  It’s hard to have root level conversations with similarly minded Christians, much less with missionaries from an alternative view who seem so confident of what they believe. (One of my favorite moments of the time with the Mormons was when the nice 21 year old told my wife and me that she could tell that we really believed in our faith and in Jesus.  It was so adorably patronizing for this very confident young missionary to feel the need and authority to affirm our faith for us!  And we kept on picking.) 

The problem with roots is that roots determine what comes out on the surface.  You can clear away the surface so that it looks like the lawn is weed free.  But if you don’t get the roots, Charlie is right back there before you can say – “Creeping Charlie.”   When the Pharisees were messing with Jesus about some Sabbath healing, he told them, “Stop judging by mere appearances and make a right judgment.” (John 7:24).   Dig deeper to the foundations; the roots of what you believe.

“Always be prepared to give an answer to anyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have.” (1Peter 3:15).  This doesn’t mean you have to be a university level Bible scholar.  But followers of Jesus should be able to at least give a basic understanding of what and why they believe what they believe and have some understanding of how what Christians believe is different at the roots than others who may talk about Jesus, but define him differently.

I certainly don’t fault the nice Mormon missionary ladies.  They were kind in their confidence and simply working hard at what they believe they have been called to do.  And in doing so, they were working to advance their belief system with an enthusiasm that many will never approach for any cause, faith based or otherwise.  But I do believe that the roots of what they believe will produce a sort of Creeping Charlie in the lawn of Truth.  Jesus said, “Every plant that my heavenly father has not planted will be pulled up by the roots.” (Matthew 15:13).  Work hard to know the roots of what you believe so that you may not be pulled up.  Work hard to help your kids (if you have them) and others pull out the roots of theological Creeping Charlie of which this world is producing more and more.  Just like picking Creeping Charlie, the exercise of pulling up the roots of belief can be both frustrating and satisfying.  But in both the literal and figurative sense, a weed free lawn that stays weed free is worth the effort!

Jim

PS The nice missionary ladies worked hard at pulling Charlie from our yard, too.  But sure enough, a week later, the places where they had worked were sprouting new little Charlies!  I hope someday they are able to get at the roots.

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